When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
I’m so fucking done lmaooo
Outfitting a hero: Captain America’s USO costume.
Initially when Captain America becomes Captain America he’s not released to go off and fight right away, he’s used kind of as a propaganda tool. He’s in this very silly Captain America costume, you know… tights. Chris Evans.
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”