I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.
I WANT THIS SHIRT
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid
she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date
Types “haha” while actually getting offended and crying
who dat who dat? i-g-g-y