The Slothapocalypse

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

moonfrieskingdom:

I WANT THIS SHIRT

moonfrieskingdom:

I WANT THIS SHIRT

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

metalcxre:

when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid

she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date

humourbitch:

Types “haha” while actually getting offended and crying

lindsaylohoean:

who dat who dat? i-g-g-y

lindsaylohoean:

who dat who dat? i-g-g-y